HANDSOME MAN

Hello, did you miss me
I know I’m hard to resist
Y’all can come and help me
Pick the sweetcorn out of this

It’s hard to be humble when you’re so fuckin’ big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
I’m going to milk it ‘til it turns to cheese
Tell your babes in arms and o.a.p’s come and take

A piece of me
If you drop me
I’ll fall to pieces on ya
If you don’t see me

I don’t exist
It’s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hand
‘Cause you just met the world’s most handsome man

The world’s most
Handsome man
Y’all know who I am
I’m still the boy next door

That’s if you’re Lord Lichfield and Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me
I’m the one who put the Brit in celebrity

Give in and love it, what’s the point in hating me?
You can’t argue with popularity
Well you could but you’d be wrong oh
If you drop me

I’ll fall to pieces on ya
If you don’t need me
I don’t exist
You voted for me

Now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands the world’s most
Handsome man
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph

(Though it’s not for me)
Grip and grin, shake and fake, name and shame,
Then I’m out of here
It’s not very complicated

I’m just young and overrated .. whoa ..
Please don’t drop me
I’ll fall to pieces on ya
If you don’t see me

I don’t exist
It’s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Here before you stands

Please don’t drop me
I’ll fall to pieces on ya
If you don’t need me
I don’t exist

It’s nice to meet you, now let me see a show of hands
‘Cause you just met the world’s most handsome man
The world’s most handsome man
The world’s most handsome man

The world’s most handsome man